overheard in new york

any new yorkers out there? well, you'd better watch what you're saying because you might be overheard. overheard in new york is a website full of overheard conversations, phone calls, etc.
link!

want a taste? here you go:

Girl #1: I was a little drunkpants at the bar last night.
Girl #2: Oh really? What do those look like?
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: What do drunkpants look like?
Girl #1: I don't get it.
--Nederlander Theater, West 41st Street

or:

Girl #1: I know it smells kind of cheap, but I like it because it's the perfume I was wearing when I lost my virginity.
Girl #2: I thought you were wearing Ralph when you lost it.
Girl #1: No, that was my other virginity.
--60th & Columbus

more?

Woman: Look at all these rude motherfuckin' men! Can't get up and let none of these ladies have a seat.
Man: Having a vagina is not a disability.
--L train